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Thing's you don't want to hear in a surgery

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Thing's you don't want to hear in a surgery

Post by Marie on Tue May 13, 2008 2:50 pm

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Re: Thing's you don't want to hear in a surgery

Post by Steph on Tue May 13, 2008 2:52 pm

they are good Laughing

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Re: Thing's you don't want to hear in a surgery

Post by Amie on Tue May 13, 2008 6:27 pm

lol, that made me smile a fair few times.

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Post by Emily on Tue May 13, 2008 6:53 pm

Very Happy Very Happy Laughing

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Post by Dennie on Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:52 pm

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